Another Facebook Rant

I'm tempted one day to put a status on Facebook to make fun of statuses that annoy me...

Example A:
The "I want everyone to ask me for details, so I'm not going to give them until like 10 people inquire" status
 i.e. "I'm so frustrated right now",
 ":-(", or
"I just got the best news ever!!!"

I think I should post something like "I have never been so angry in my life!" and wait for 2 days...because these attention seekers always leave you hanging... and add my comment at the end of everyone's concerned comments : "I couldn't find my nail polish remover"

So anti-climatic :-)

Example B:
The "I never post these but if I don't, my children's children will be haunted because obviously updating your status that you have met someone that has been affected with teenage acne will bring about a universal cure and not sharing, well, you're just heartless! " status

Really? Really??


I think I should post something like " I support the act of wearing clean underwear and if you re-post this, you will be telling everyone that you lack the creativity that it takes to think up your own status, but your self esteem makes you believe that posting many statuses makes you cool or something, and so you don't even care how lame it is or how annoying you appear to be to everyone. Re-post if you're a lemming"

Example C:
The "I never bothered to learn to spell because I live in a world of auto correct--and Facebook doesn't auto correct" status
i.e. my babie gurl is SOOOO Cuet!

Yeah.... If your typing so fast that you don't have time to proofread what you wrote before posting ON A REGULAR BASIS, then you need to cut back something in your schedule. Maybe some of your Facebook time, for example?? (This does not apply to the person who occasionally makes a typo... those happen sometimes)

I think I could post " I lernd how to splel B4 U wer even boarn!"


I'm sure I could think of more, but then I was thinking... I might really offend some people if I did a mocking status. They might just delete me as their friend. Would it be worth it?

AND then I think...wait, if they delete me, then I don't have to read their annoying statuses anymore, thus freeing up my news feed for posts I actually care about... and it was THEIR choice! I'm not the jerk that deleted THEM! I'm really not seeing a downside to this...

Ok...I really need to go to bed... ;-)